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RAID: the movie (starring Harmony Santana, Gerard Butler, Dame Judi Dench, Chris Evans, Viggo Mortensen, Penelope Cruz, Michael Haneke, and Henry Cavill)
For the first time in ages, there was peace across the twelve kingdoms. Brave heroes and magicians had fought back the ferocious monsters and villains that threatened to destroy the land. It took all of the heroes to fight off the dark sorcerer that was responsible for rallying the cruel, but they were successful and won. After the War of Heroes and Villains, many knights left behind violence and became working citizens and the magicians went into seclusion to practice their craft. There was no reason to suspect that they’d have to fight again so soon.
Five years after the war, The Donkey King is leading his kingdom to greatness. His treasure hunters have found much lost wealth and have made his kingdom the richest in the land. The latest treasure is a large ornate mirror found behind a stone in a dark cave. But the moment the King places the mirror is his castle, a dark curse falls over the entire kingdom, causing misfortune and chaos.
The only one to escape the cursed kingdom is Professor Sparrow, who immediately seeks the help of the ones who had stopped darkness once before. He find the brave Golden Hunter (Gerard Butler), the noble Corn Cannonneer (Chris Evans), the quick Bonaparte, and the powerful Fairy Trigger (Dame Judi Dench). The Fairy knows of another person who could help, the quiet yet fierce Ursa Major (Harmony Santana).
The kingdoms curse draws the attention of the cruelest villains in the land, such as the sly RS Goldthumb (Viggo Mortensen), the greedy Sailor Redbraid (Penelope Cruz) and her first mate Robber (Henry Cavill), and the hungry Fenarius Wolf. It is revealed that the cursed mirror houses the spirit of the dark sorcerer (Michael Haneke), and he wants to pick up right where he started.
After sneaking into the overridden kingdom, the heroes are able to save The Donkey King and learned what caused the curse. The mirror is in the heart of the castle any the heroes have no way to reach it. That is, until the Sailor Redbraid offers her assistance, after the sorcerer ordered the imprisonment of the Robber.
Can the heroes stop the villains from forever claiming the castle as their own? Or will these monsters keep them from ever returning? Only if they play their cards right.